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gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

(via cali-fornarnia)

— 3 hours ago with 238217 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining

(Source: crystallized-teardrops, via orgasm)

— 3 hours ago with 45261 notes

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via cumfort)

— 3 hours ago with 57219 notes

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

(via jennythethug)

— 3 hours ago with 147391 notes

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

image

(via orgasm)

— 3 hours ago with 196601 notes


do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk, via beachhbabeee)

— 3 hours ago with 166243 notes